reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

(via pizza)

popunklegend:

EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES

(Source: alienclubhouse, via theredbatman)

hellanerd:

at school like

image

(via pizza)

farewellstars:

LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE

(Source: rainbowbuttcake, via varsluttyletter)

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

(via pizza)

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

(via pizza)

(via pizza)

(Source: mari-sokoli, via willgrahamz)

cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

(Source: cumfort, via pizza)